A Day of "War Talk"

My Mom

"Why did Sayyed Hassan Threaten that much. Things are not getting any better"

My Colleague

"Is it true that war is just around the corner? What do you think? Do you think Hisballah will Retaliate outside Lebanon? Damn this country, one can not live in security around here."

My other Colleague

"So, Hamze, where would you go when the war brakes?"

The Lady at the shop

"Canadian immigration, Huh?" she then looks at one of her relative on my right, "Listen, when the war brakes, I want to cook for you and the guys" He smiles and says " Can you use an RPG?"